I am Dan -- but most people just call me Lawerman. I am currently stuck dealing with the nonsense that is spewing out of these idiots mouths. I can't believe they honestly want me to believe their whole story about fire slinging teenagers running a planet. But hey, it's what pays my bills and a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

Now, I’m sure this is nothing more than a ‘translation’ issue Sarah, but... you didn’t seem to be at all phased by any of that. The story you told me sounded less like a “Life or Death” Situation and more like a “Trip to the Mall”...

...but you’re here. Now. Specialist Lee, if you volunteered to stay with these people and they could do what you say, how the hell are you here right now?