Super Smash Bros. MUGEN
Flipflops for Wario
An arch-rival to Mario. He is a muscular, hot-tempered, obese, and greedy character, usually playing the role of an anti-hero or an antagonist; he has also gone on to become the protagonist of his own self-named franchise, the Wario franchise, including games such as the Wario Land series and the WarioWare series.
- english
- Wario
- wario
- male adult
- friendly
So admit it... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy, toned frame... I'm the perfect specimen of a man! ...What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up for widescreen display!
I pounded down a healthy cup of sugar (with just a dash of coffee) for breakfast.
See that big sturdy man on the Touch Screen? That's me...WARIO! Now get me some treasure!