By the way, in addition to being a helpful worker, I also make for an excellent jokebox.
It's like a jukebox, only you pick jokes instead of songs. Except you don't pick them, I just tell them to you. You'll see what I mean.

Truth be told I'm a reprogrammed Mr. Gutsy. I didn't always have this buttery English accent, or this shiny chrome exterior!

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can tuna guitar, but you can't eat it! Ha-ha-ha wait that's not funny.

What's the difference between a tuna fish and a guitar? You can't tuna oh bugger I did it again.