VOFT LET'S READ HOMESTUCK BEYOND CANON NYMPHS AND SATYRS CASTING CALL
Carcinoalchemist for Swiss
(Asian VA auditions only please)
Swiss is one of the satyrs in Homestuck Beyond Canon. He's very pompous and thinks he's an ''alpha" compared to those around him. I imagine his voice to be like a mid tone stuck up collage dude. He also emphisizes his words to try and make a point. (Masc)
- male teen
(Frustrated but trying not to sound it) Hey, it's me. AGAIN. Just WONDERING where everyone IS, HAHA. Supposed to be the BIG DAY, right? And you KNOW that I am ALL ABOUT big days. BIG DAYS and HONEY MOVES. YEP...
(Rolling his eyes into seriousness) PLEASE. SOMEONE has to whip this RABBLE into shape. I'm sure deep down, even a BRONCO like YOU knows that. But the MINISCULE minds of the MASSES don't much MOTIVATE me. Let's you and I talk KEIKICKU. Let's talk THE PLAY.
(Sounding motivational into impatient) I'm gonna make you PROUD. With your GENIUS, my VISION, and T's STRENGTH of WILL... there's not a THING we can't achieve. Just let me know when you'll be READY, okay? ... Like give me a TIME. ... RIGHT NOW.