You get too stressed sometimes, you know? You really ought to chill every now and then. Live a carefree lifestyle. I know you're a little impulsive, but you have to learn to deal with the consequences of such actions. Smile and let things go. 

Steven. Now I'm sad. You have made me sad. Tears have filled my eyes, and agony has encompassed my heart. This is your fault, Steven Smith. My bleak emotional outlook is your doing. You are blamed. I am so very woeful, to the extent that if you could see my face right now, it would be the saddest, and yes, woefulest face ever observed. 

You're pushing it Steven. Even with lyrical references to operatic masterpieces I love, my unforgiveness to this deed is unfaltering.