The Chronicle of Becky
DilbertH for Alexander Hamilton ("Alex")
Male, adult
Alexander Hamilton is OsAIris’s prototype digital person (i.e., the digital chatbot recreation of Hamilton). As in his “real” life, Alex is brilliant, fearless, opinionated, and abrasive, but he develops a soft spot for Becky after she updates his personality profile so he’s really himself again. Alex is both fascinated and repelled by modern America, and feels that he needs to “fix” it. (His politics on modern issues are generally progressive, because Becky subconsciously tweaked his profile that way.)
- male adult
Sweet, thanks Becky! (rapping, voice is a bad impression of Lin-Manuel Miranda as Hamilton) Those papers, they were crucial to American stability, I wrote fifty-one essays to the best o’ my ability. I—
(reassuring) Of course not, my dear. Far from it. You are a good woman in a difficult situation, Becky. Nothing more or less.
(concerned) Becky, please… you promised you’d cut back on the booze.
