(relaxed)

"Hey, man, good for you. Not a lotta prey come in here. When they do, they're usually buyin' for someone else, or it's a prank, hazing, y'know. Like eating meat's a big joke, right? If anything, I say eating grass is a joke. Not sure why we even keep hay fries on the menu."

(relaxed, kinda somber)

“Knew a nice, older lady that used to work here a couple years ago as the manager. Sweet as could be for the most part, but she had a fiery temper sometimes. Never heard the phrase 'the customer's always right', you know? One day she didn't come back to work. Figured she'd quit…Heart failure. She went in her sleep. To be honest, a lot of the way I do, well, everything... it's because of my health. Not just physical. Mental, spiritual, emotional, you know. Life's all about makin' investments, but not all of them have to do with cash. I mean, rich or poor, you're the one thing you gotta protect. Who you are, you guard that with your life. 'Cause it is your life, you know what I'm saying?"

(consulting)

"Then you just learn to look at the positive side, man. Not everything's as bad as it seems. Like with the rude customers, I figure I ain't the guy they're really mad at. They're upset over somethin' else, whether it's their kid failing their classes or getting passed over for a promotion. They take it out on me 'cause they know they won't see me again after they leave. And I think that's funny because in a way, they're thinking the same thing I am. Might be two different sides of a coin, but everyone's the same."