Up your butt? (Mockingly)

Yeah, I got my looks from my daddy. That's about all I got from him. But based on research, I-I-I managed to cobble this--

Whoa! You are the infamous Dante! Um, I'm Nicoletta Goldstein. Sounds familiar? My grandmother is Nell Goldstein. The gunsmith that made all your fancy weapons that you got... strapped... back there...