NORMAL (an original comic voiceover)
LewisRalstonVA for Steven Smith
Steven is the first character we meet in our adventure. He's lazy, short sighted, stressed out, and loves potatoes. This sarcastic dork never stops making a joke or having fun, even in the most serious of times. He prides himself in being logical, but he is anything but.
Me? Stressed? Never. Besides, I had legitimate reasons to be confused and stressed. My impulsions are a required fact of my existence, but I shall react to them as I damn well please!
Damnit! I've been played for a fool. I've been had! Contemptible! Deplorable! Disgraceful!
Anyways, if you would be so kind as to explain yourself, or if you cannot, get lost? I really have other, exceedingly important matters to attend to. A variety of exciting activities are available to me, such as: sleeping, eating, and relentless procrastination. I would very much enjoy getting to these.
