Gwahahahahha! I’m the naughty troll of Shinjuku! I’m gonna eat you up! Hehehehe, what an energetic studmuffin! I’ll give you all the feebies you could ever desire!

See, I told you they’d be here! I could sense it deep within my loins! Smells like destiny to me! So which one of us do you think is more manly? 

You interfered with our duties by not answering the question! I sentence you to….stripping! Ooooh, my fashionista skills would be perfect for this! Hands behind your head, boys hehehe! The suspects are escaping! Catch them!