(Please audition with three takes of each line!) 

Polly Prius is a party clown based in a small town where the people LOVE her. The economy on the other hand does not. 

There isn’t much of a demand for clowns these days, between kids who are terrified of them and kids outgrowing being a kid faster and faster. That’s no problem! Polly doesn’t need the make-up or the persona to make people happy. She has herself! She doesn’t have any family to speak of, aside from her fur babies, but she does have friend after friend after friend and she knows she can coast to the end of this fun little game by making even more! There isn’t a single person alive she hasn’t been able to befriend… well, aside from her landlord. She was involved in plenty of clubs in high school and college, and finished college with a degree in dispute resolution. She was planning on being HR for a big company, but she was always deemed too “inappropriate” and “improper” for the big wigs in their ivory towers. They’re all frowns up there! Not the life she wants. So she stays down with the rest of the world, where she feels she belongs. She loves life. She just knows that hovering above her is the omnipresent need for money. And hey, if she gets famous worldwide, maybe she can make it big and show the WORLD how to smile?

Polly's voice is high pitched, energetic, and full of enthusiasm. She rarely ever has a hint of sadness, she can't let that show now can she?