(Excited) “Tubbins, look! I found the artifact! It was under my butt the whole time! That means… I’m the chosen one! Or… Maybe my butt is? Can butts be chosen? Do I have the chosen butt?!”

(whispering dramatically, escalating to a defensive tone) “What if it wants to be sat on? I won’t be the one that denied the artifact what it wants- to be squashed under my big rump.”

(Panicked, sarcastic) “Ooooh Clawde’s gonna kill us with his serious face, we better stop playing!” (laughs. serious but chaotic) “You can’t contain me, i’m not a flame to be blown out, i am a nuclear explosion and you’re in the danger zone!”