The Babes in Baths Agent is a cheerfully scripted call center voice with unsettling enthusiasm and an air of forced professionalism. Their role is to deliver a bizarre, pre-recorded promotional call that becomes increasingly absurd — and ends with a jingle you’ll never un-hear.

Style:

Like a 2000s-era subscription hotline meets shopping channel announcer — bright, chipper, and just a little too excited about foam.

Tone:

Overly polite and enthusiastic, bordering on surreal. The agent sounds like they genuinely believe this is a prestigious, luxurious service. The delivery should be tight, a bit too rehearsed, and oddly passionate about bubble baths.

Role:

Delivers a fake telemarketing call to the player’s lost flip phone. Begins as a standard customer service prompt, but quickly turns into a ridiculous upsell about Dudes in Baths Deluxe Combo Packages, splash bonuses, and the glory of moisturizing men. Finishes with a jingle.

Energy:

High-energy, overly rehearsed, and unnervingly chipper. Needs to land awkward pauses and transitions like someone reading from a very strange corporate script.