Camp Cash Grab
Kyle Lambky for Eric McGraw
(Please audition with three takes of each line!)
Eric is a mid-thirties lawyer who is known for keeping bad clients.
A former used car salesman turned lawyer, Eric's inner conman is always looking for ways to get ahead while using his words and charm to talk his way to the top. Looking to get more eyes on his firm, Eric joins Camp Cash Grab as an advertising campaign.
Eric speaks quickly, smoothly, and full of whatever emotion appeals to his “clients”. He can shift from a pleading whine to a deep, threatening tone in the same sentence. He’s the kind of guy to sell you sunshine on a rainy afternoon.
- english
- male adult
(Eric is a salesman with a law degree. Try to sell yourself to another contestant with this line!) “Lemme guess: convict? Come on, don’t look so surprised. I deal with the whole leather and silver thing as a full time job. Do you want some assurance? Take my card. It’s always nice to have someone to fall back on.”
(A crash out full of cope and venom.) “That’s right, walk away, kid. You’re a teeny tiny little girl in an eency weency little bubble! That slip means nothing to me, it’s a bacterium. Just like this game!”
(A bit more formal, this is how he ends every one of his commercials!) “Hello, I’m Eric. My friends call me E, and if I just described a legal situation you or a loved one has been in? You Need E! I fight for you, Alberta!”
We'll be messaging you on Discord shortly! @Crimson Candy to discuss the next round of auditions! Thank you so much for your audition, and we can't wait to hopefully work more with you!
Thank you! Much obliged!