Camp Cash Grab
Malachi for Tobias Cattapan
(Please audition with three takes of each line!)
Combine high school theatrics with parlor magic and a splash of homelessness, and what do you get? Tobias Cattapan, street magician! (Also available for birthdays!)
After getting a tarot reading online, Tobias dropped out of high school, blew his college fund on buying an RV, and took to touring the world as Tobias Cattapan - The Real Mage. The issue? Well, apart from being an entire sham, Tobias didn’t realize how hard a world tour would be with an RV. So it’s more like a tour of Arizona? When you factor in the RV not having gas most of the time, it’s more like a tour of whatever street corner it runs out of gas on. The point is, he’s broke. But he’s broke by choice! He sold all of his mortal possessions to a black market broker for powers in the mystic arts.
Tobias' voice oozes showmanship. A specific type of poshness that sort of masks his passive aggressive words. While being so deep in his kayfabe, he's normally dramatic, passionate, and well over the top, this includes his signature "dark magician laugh."
- english
- male adult
“Van living isn’t so bad. Better than under the bridge behind Friendly’s. Smells like garbage down there.”
(His loud booming Kayfabe voice.) "Wuahahaha! If you want to know the secret of my magic, you'll have to read my literature, doll!"
(A rare moment of sincerity from our favorite magician, risking his safety for a close ally in the game.) "HAH! Are you worried about me? ...I made a promise to make it back without a scratch. I don't like going back on my word."
Can I hear you try Jayden? Your voice sounds great!
Of course ill give it a go as soon as i can tomorrow
also thank you so much haha!