"hi there! my name's Daisuke! i'm an ornithologist! that's a fancy way to say i really like birds!"

"oh! oh! can i tell you a bird fact? pleeeeease? oh thank you, thank you, thank you! did you know that blue jays collect light-colored paint chips from people's houses to use as a source of calcium?"

"w-what do you mean he's a suspect? i- i was with him all night! he- he would never kill anyone! he couldn't hurt a fly. i'm telling you. he didn't. fucking. kill her."