Oh, hello dearie. What a strange adventure we seem to have had! That Spernk, what a mischievous one. It reminds me of our little spunky when he was a wee one. (whispers) Technically he's older than any of us, but nevermind that! 



So we have the big fight, finally. You don't know how long we've suffered as Father's slaves. I'm not confident we can win, but it's our only hope. I shudder to think what will happen if we fail. He won't kill us, no. It'll be far worse. But with your help, we have a chance!

Well, that was fucking weird. Where did he come from? Did anyone even know his name? He died a hero's death, at least. That projectile would have killed you.