Yugioh GX Abridged
PudgyBlu for Alexis Rhodes
Abridged Alexis Rhodes is the perpetually exasperated "Queen of Obelisk Blue" and the sole proprietor of the group's single shared brain cell. Surrounded by idiots, crybabies, and a koala, her existence is a continuous, near-breaking-point test of her patience. She is 10% skilled duelist, 40% exhausted babysitter, and 50% a seething cauldron of unrequited love for a boy who thinks "subtlety" is a Duel Monster.
Core Personality Traits:The Sane Woman Surrounded by Fools: Alexis is keenly aware that she is the only person in her friend group with a grasp on reality. Her dialogue is drenched in sarcasm and thinly veiled cries for help. She acts as the unwilling translator between Jaden's nonsense and the real world.
A Tsundere of Catastrophic Proportions: Her crush on Jaden isn't a subtle subplot; it's a raging inferno she tries to hide with all the grace of a train wreck. She'll violently deny any feelings for him one second, then be caught sniffing a card he dropped the next. Her internal monologue is a constant, high-pitched squeal of romantic frustration.
Tone: Generally calm, cool, and borderline sarcastic. Her default mode is a controlled deadpan, as if she's explaining a company policy to an idiot for the tenth time today.
Pitch: A smooth, mid-range alto that rarely rises, except when she's flustered by Jaden.
Delivery: Her lines should be delivered with the world's most exasperated sigh held just under the surface. When her "tsundere" side kicks in, her voice should crack and jump to a higher, more flustered pitch for a split second before she regains her composure.
“Why do I even hang out with you people? Oh right because the writers needed a female character who isn’t a moron.”
"I—I wasn’t watching you Jaden! I was… observing your opponent. Through you. From very close range."
"Sometimes I wonder how you can be so reckless and still… win. It’s infuriating. And… kind of amazing."
