World of Craziness
Holly Lindin for Eileen Paterson
Eileen Paterson is a scrappy, resourceful athlete from Scotland who trained herself in sports and martial arts using everyday objects and DIY methods. Though her family struggled financially, her determination, creativity, and love for fitness gave her the strength and agility to surprise opponents both on the field and in the ring.
Age: 12
Nationality: Scottish
Merida (Brave)
Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
Vi (Arcane)
[Showing Remy around school] Welcome to our school’s pride and joy—the gym! We’ve got a pool, a track, courts for every sport you can name, even a rock climbin’ wall! You name it, this school’s got it!
[Fighting off bullies] *martial arts grunts, kicks, thuds* (after beating them) Whew… now that was a good workout. Nothin’ like a bit of cardio with a punch to keep ya sharp. Cheers, lads [sips]
[Pippin appears suddenly] Hiii-YAH! [slam] …Oh no! Pippin, I’m so sorry! Reflexes, y’know? Here, let me help ya up!