My name is Dwight D. Eisenmeower, thank you very much. I planned and supervised the most successful military campaign in Americapan history, just 10 years ago. But you wouldn’t know anything about that. You humans are so soft. So fickle. I could do just about anything I could now when I was just 2 months old. But you humans? You take so long to develop. Weak, fragile bodies that only grow more fragile with age. You couldn’t even begin to fathom the kind of energy it takes being a cat, much less one that commands armies of men to fight against the Hippo.