*shocked* Huh?!  You can’t be serious! Look harder! S-somebody's got to have one, right? Even tomorrow would be okay! *pause, panicked* Are you kidding me?! This computer is my lifeline! What am I supposed to do?!  Five days?! No, no, no, no no way!  I’d rather go without eating and drinking for five days! *yelling* aaugh! I’m serious I totally mean it!

*whisper* These guys are nuts… Nobody could put together that much-*in mind* Hey, wait a minute. What’ll happen if the owner can’t meet the ransom?! Aagh! This day sucks! Just my luck, on the first day I happen to go outside for the first time in two years, I end up a terrorist hostage! Well, I guess i’m not entirely helpless...Nope! Nope! What the hell am I thinking?! I’d be dead before I could even-

Sing something preferably invisible answer or one of his other songs