Sides:

I’m sure he was thrilled to hear that. 

I know, I know, but-

Ah, yes, thank you for your work today, Miss.

You’re a laundress. Trust me, if you could fix my problems, I’d hire you in a heartbeat. 

Listen, it’s not personal. It’s financial. Nobody’s going to buy tickets to a woman’s play. Nobody’s going to buy tickets to an Italian’s play-

And nobody’s going to buy tickets to a laundress’ play.

Alright-

Thank you for your service. Now I must ask you to leave.

If you do, I’ll fetch the police.

Get out. Now.

My apologies. I sincerely don’t know what that was all about.

Yes. Tell me about your investor and let’s pretend that didn’t just happen.