(For Denmark/Portugal/Greenland) : Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

(For Prussia) : Suck it, losers! That queen wants to fight no matter what, huh? Austria will have to be content at being my snack before my world domination meal. This so-called “army” that Austria has put together would make my grandmother laugh like this! “Yaa ha ha ha!” You’ve grown soft, und now is the time for Prussia to RISE LIKE A MAGIC JACK-IN-THE-BOX WARRIOR DEMON! Look at my soldiers und their mean faces! I taught them that face! I can’t wait to see you weep like a little baby girl-man-boy. Ehehehehe!

(For Background Women) : You poor thing! Lascia che ti aiuti ad alzarti!