Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun Manga Dub
rjm324 for Umetaro Nozaki
Nozaki is as talented as he is clueless. Which is to say a lot. He is a talented young romance manga artist, completely oblivious to his surroundings, and an overall friendly dude.
"Although it started as an observation to create a character, we quickly became good friends. He's the heroine."
(Context: Nozaki draws his manga based on friends and people he meets around his school, which he explains to Chiyo. He used his friends' personality as the main heroine of his manga. Try the last line as deadpan as you can.)"Why would Tomoda go so far for me? . . . No, wait, I get it! HE CARES FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER!"
(Context: Playing a dating sim and misinterpreting the main characters friends' motive of helping him as love.)"Hey, would you mind stopping at my house tonight? . . . I'm sorry, but I made too much food again."
(Context: Nozaki is unfathomably oblivious to the fact that Chiyo has feelings for him.)