A Sapphic Swashbuckling Whodunnit: The Mutiny of Keely Hall
Meiscellaneous for Winklynn Hydrochoerinae Ubwerks
Steampunk Tinkerer Detective
5’2
26 years old
Bisexual
Smutty self-insert shipper
She is far too pedantic, “Accuracy over tact!”
Hyperactive gremlin voice, soprano/higher register but in a fairy/pixie way.
The Nerd. A manic pixie dream girl. So much energy, so much caffeine, so much AuDHD.
UK or Ireland-born talent is highly encouraged, but willing to hear other dialects. Use your natural accent or one you’re comfortable maintaining.
Entrapta if she was a character in Alice In Wonderland.
The sass/poshness of Jane from Disney’s Tarzan. The timbre of Moaning Myrtle (but fuck Harry Potter, maybe open that one incognito before the algorithm starts recommending other stuff made by Nazis)- english
- female young adult
- female adult
- Hyperactive Gremlin Voice
- comedy improv
- Saying so many words so quickly
Pardon me, sirs, but all I have ascertained is that YOU have never read the books, as everyone knows that Bradley Wainwright did not receive his signature ascot until the third novel, The Dastardly Dinner Theater Debacle, as a gift from his Uncle Trolleyham. While his neckwear was left vague in his first adventure A Research In Rouge, the knot he is described tying in the mirror in Chapter 10 is almost certainly “the butterfly”, which would hardly make sense for an ascot, cravat, jabot, necktie, or any other—
(sheepishly, as if brushing her hair behind her ear) Well, actually, I do enjoy some dashing female protagonists too. (even quieter, shy af) … I like anyone who looks good in a suit.
Look, I know we agreed to keep our business operational even after our… separation, but I’m beginning to wonder if that’s feasible. We’re starved for clients as it is, and who wants two private EYES that don’t work together? Think of the optometry bills!
I really like your energy! Are you capable of maintaining a posh British accent without it affecting your delivery?