Oi there, that was quite a show! I heard a commotion and saw you fighting that sucker. I thought for sure you were a gonner! I ran over but you took him down before I could intervene

[laughs] Well, the thing is you see, we don't get too many tourists round these parts. And the good people of Yharnam aren't, shall I say... the most welcoming sort at the best of times. They don't get out much. So I reckon you had a really good reason for coming all the way out here. Of course, you could go back and forget this whole night ever happened...