Hey there girl, ignore this fool He tries to play cool while he's dribblin' drool

There is no lie, the dog won't try When a tasty treat like you walks by, 'cause Once, you were geeky and nerdy Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty

(additional lines) OW! | Aw, you can't just leave | Yeah, and it's torture! | Wait, dude, I'm pretty sure... This ain't mud, it's Cow manure!! | the cows are down for the count