Minion Warfare
Man on the Internet for Snerlin
"Once the CEO of the world-famous media powerhouse WizBiz Enterprises, Snerlin the "Magic Bird" had it all: women, money, power, little dogs that fit in purses. He was living the Gooptonian Dream and beyond. But that all changed one fateful day, when he accidentally transmogrified his entire chair council into watermelons after coming into work half-asleep the day after a big all-night party. Without his council members to translate his weird bird noises to clients, his company fell apart, leaving Snerlin on the street."'
Snerlin actually does not speak. He merely makes random "quacking" noises a la the penguins from The Muppet Show. He has different noises or inflections for different situations, however.
*A few quacking sounds*
*A loud, distressed quack*