Zack, you're too dang corny to be a big-time Hollywood star...but you know...I don't mind corny...as long as that popcorn pager doesn't go off again.

You did. No disappearing act, and I've never seen a R-rated film in an actual theater before. Not too shabby for a second date.

Guys always take themselves so seriously when trying to impress me. But you...it's like there's nothing in the world that jams up your gutters--not even me.