Dimitri Ophsens (mid/late-20s Trans Man): The snarky and blunt stagehand for the Looking-Glass Theatre. He gets the job done, but carries himself with the persona of someone who doesn't care if others find him rude/unwelcoming. He's not paid to be the face of the theatre, he's here to make sure everything keeps running. 

His dialogue for this project are typically directed to the "audience", doing so uninterested/tired and without much professionalism. Will put on a "I'm reading from a script" voice for announcements for comedic effect. Occasionally he will address "the performer" (myself), who he has a familial/besties-like dynamic with. His manner tends to be more playful, irreverent, and melodramatic in this context. (If you're familiar with Deltarune, its a similar dynamic to Susie and Kris.)

No specific accent/dialect needed. Masculine voice preferred. 18+ voice actor. 249 words. 

Please provide 2-3 takes of each line. Feel free to embellish the provided lines if that feels better for your take, ad-lib, or tryout some experimentation. You're welcome to submit multiple "versions" of your take on the character performance; please label your audio files accordingly.