(William and Winnie are the same character, simply opposite gender.)

Occupation: Pharmacist

Age: Late 30s

William is the supermarket’s eccentric pharmacist. His lab coat’s always a little crooked and he speaks with the flair of a game show host. Equal parts brilliant and unfiltered, William’s wild theories and dramatic flair often raise eyebrows — but beneath it all is a deeply compassionate soul who’d go above and beyond to help someone in need.