It does NOT... do funny things, to my BALLS! Finest fucking designer Mary J. from Latvia. I'm fly like an ostritch, motherfucker, so watch your tone around me... Because I? I'm GENETICALLY SUPERIOR, in EVERY WAY! I'm not Jason "the hygiene technician" Glover. I'm Jason fucking Glover, bitch. Even if my nuts WERE tiny, you'd still fondle them and bask in my honor. Not that I'd let dudes do it, but if you weren't a dude, you'd do it.

You see I... Oh, hohoho, I... They'll see my tape, and they'll LOVE IT. They'd think I was the baddest motherfucker on this side of the earth like, like... Like I'm autistic or some shit. I'M FUCKING CRAZY, DUDE! I love it!

I'm all about that BLING BLING, motherfucker. Trust me, you don't wanna fuck with me. Any sorry asshole with no bling, you're at a MASSIVELY genetic advantage. Me? The bitches love me. Five-person orgies. Every night. This city? I own it. Everything... Well, no, but one day. ONE DAY. My name will be on a hospital. Children's hospital! That's how fucking cool I am, I care about the kids. Unlike most of these fake motherfuckers. CHARITY, baby! That's pure alpha.