“Good morning, welcome to-Nooope. Out.”

“ So let me get this straight: you broke a painting at someone’s house, and instead of owning up to it; you decided to lie and blame a ghost?”

“The frame is destroyed. This is not a “fix it and pretend nothing happened” kind of situation. For just the frame, you’re either looking at probably at least $1000 for restoration, or replacing it and being caught for $600 maybe.”