The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat

Noah Cooper for GAOSHUN

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Voice Actor
GAOSHUN
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Unpaid
Role assigned to: EricS

 He’s Jinshi’s handler, damage control unit, and emotional support cynic. While Jinshi sparkles and emotionally combusts, Gaoshun is in the background muttering, “I told you so,” and bribing someone to make the scandal go away.

  • "Huh. You noticed the symptoms. And didn’t immediately recommend a bloodletting or herbal exorcism. I like you. You might have a brain under all that peasant grit. Rare."

  • “We’re knee-deep in curses, concubines, and courtiers with a collective IQ of room temperature. And you’re asking me to solve it? I’m flattered. Also, no.”

  • "Well, at least someone’s leaving clues that don’t involve backstabbing or butt-kissing. Progress."

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Noah Cooper
The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
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