Mr. & Mrs. X Comic Dub
Erik for Mojo
Showmaster of the Mojoverse. Literally the worst.
Issue 6-8, 10
~77 lines
- male adult
Is marrying off your leads really the death knell everyone claims?! Why are they upside down again? Have the writers run out of ideas?! And what are these crocodiles a metaphor for, anyway? Sins of the past?! A doomed future?! Sexual frustration?! Or maybe they are just crocodiles?!
Pfft. noir! How dull! Well, it will have to do! Maybe we'll dress it up a bit! Perhaps I'll even throw in a clown just to keep them on their toes!
I want the ratings that only that hot hot heat can bring! I need a famous X-Couple, and these two are the only damn X-Couple that's currently alive and together and popular! In a recent social media poll Gambit and Rogue ranked numbers six and eight! Six and eight! Those are excellent numbers! I can work with those numbers. This is my X-Couple, Spiral! So get on board or I'll exile you again...