YOU
KNOW WHAT'S "SUP," BROTHER! IT'S BEEN EIGHT DAYS AND YOU STILL
HAVEN'T... RE-CALIBRATED. YOUR. PUZZLES! YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR
STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?

THEN,
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT...
RECOGNITION... I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD!  NYHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

*Say something you think would fit*