The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat

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RANDOM MARKET VENDOR (a.k.a. “The Cabbage Guy”)
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An overdramatic, perpetually-suffering vendor whose life’s purpose is to sell vegetables... and suffer indignities. He appears in random palace scenes, often being trampled, interrupted, or robbed by chaos... and reacts as if he’s been mortally wounded. His bit gets increasingly ridiculous every episode, but he’s dead serious about it.

  • “NOOO! MY CABBAGES!! You animals! That was organically grown! Do you know what I sacrificed for that soil?!”

  • "MY CABBAGES!!!"

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The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
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