The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat

Cris for LOUMEN

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LOUMEN
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Role assigned to: Rodrilink

A long-retired palace eunuch who somehow hasn’t been kicked out. A little senile, definitely inappropriate, possibly immortal. He’s seen too much and forgotten half of it, but he won’t shut up about either. Wears his trauma like an accessory and flirts like a wine aunt at a funeral.

Voice description:
  • male senior
  • animation/character

  • "Back in my day, we didn’t sniff out treason with ‘reading’ and ‘logic.’ Nooo, we just lined up the ladies and waited for one of 'em to start foaming at the mouth. Worked like a charm. Messy, sure... but effective!"

  • "No one ever listens to the eunuch until somebody ends up dead, and then suddenly it's ‘Oh Loumen, you’re so wise, Loumen, save us!’ Well screw you, I’m retired! I just came for the rice wine and ghost stories."

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The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
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