Ugh... Sorry. We were all worried about you! Try and cheer up. But, sheesh! What the hell was that idiot thinking, comparing you to something like a bowl of noodles!?

I mean, he's completely useless without me. There's no way he'll even remember where he keeps his underwear. Imagine him getting old all alone and eating nasty convenience store food every day! It's just so sad!

...You moron! Your leg's hurt! What're you talking about!? I'd rather give you a piggyback ride!