Saleswoman at a high-end boutique who gets weirded out by main couple but will do anything to make the sale so she'll join in on any bit to satisfy. She teases her friends in her free time. Very clear, nice, professional voice that enunciates well.

Worker: If you don't mind me asking, where did the two of you meet?

[Micah glances at you, giving you the signal to reply.]

Player: [lie] We're actually siblings.

Micah: ...uhh.

Worker: Oh! So you're going on a little sibling-outing today?

Player: No, it's a romantic date. We're dating to marry.

Worker: A-as siblings...?

Micah (stifling laughter): We're actually step-siblings.

Player: Yup! And that makes it okay!

Micah: What are you thinking saying that?
Micah: That's supposed to be a secret.

Player: Hmm? Well, she asked, big bro! So I just answered!

Micah (gagging): That was disgusting.

Player: That's where you draw the line? You don't like being my big brother?

Micah: I can't do this anymore.

Player: [gasp] Are you breaking up with me?

Micah (to the Worker): WE AREN’T SIBLINGS.

Player: We are. He’s just embarrassed. He doesn’t believe that love is love.

(Depending on Player’s pronouns)

Micah (if he/him): WHAT THE FUCK??? I’M LITERALLY DATING YOU?!?!
Micah (else): WHAT THE FUCK??? I’M LITERALLY A DIVA?!?!

Player: Incest is wincest.

Micah: Oh my god, please please please, I can’t deal with this.

Worker: Sir. I can assure you that at this establishment we don’t judge.

Player: See big bro? She doesn’t judge.

Micah: WHAT—
Micah: YOU SHOULD JUDGE.
Micah: WE MET ONLINE.

Worker: It’s alright, you don’t have to be embarrassed.
Worker: It’s okay that you met in Alabama.