Thomas: “Guess I never properly introduced myself. I’m Thomas Holton, the Ultimate Sports Fan! Nice to formally meet you!”

Thomas: “I’ll help you meet everyone. it’ll be way less awkward that way.” He smirked. “Trust me, better to show up with the guy everyone already likes.”

Thomas: “Okay, okay try not to freak out, but that guy right there?” Thomas pointed, his voice dropping to a dramatic whisper. “Ryoji Fujiwara. Ultimate Cross Country Runner. Dude’s a legend. I watched him take gold in nationals with a sprained ankle. A. SPRAINED. ANKLE.”