KIRITO KUUNNN~! It's been like 3 hours since I've last seen you! hehe how have you been?? *dark,scary yandere voice* you haven't been flirting with that blue haired girl..right~?

Come on silica! If you dont finish your homework Kirito won't have sexy time tonight

silica: what's sexy time?

asuna: It's mommy and daddy time

silica: but you're not my mommy

asuna: *interrupts* shhhhhhhhhhhh...shhhshhshhh silica dear~...*scary yandere voice* I'm..your...mommy~... *usual happy voice* okay??