Bread is Dead
Red James for Takoyaki
The cynical, sharp-tongued news seafood
Takoyaki is the News Achorman for Footopia Now! He's clinically over everything that happens, almost like he was born with having no hope in food-manity. With a deadpan sarcasm, and a crash-out around the corner. The only emotions he does occassionally show are fits of explosive rage, but only speaking what everyone's thinking.
Voice Inspiration and Guidelines:
Think: a late-night host who hasn’t slept since the war started. Dry. World-weary. Sardonic.
You can go deeper-pitched or smooth and smug — either way, the tone is crispy
Takoyaki's roots being a Japanese dish, whether or not he has an accent is up to you, but please have it come from an authentic place only
- all english accents
- japanese
- male adult
Good evening, Foodtopia. Nothing’s changed in months and it’s only getting more rotten
Any report might be my last, and I can't wait for the day to come!
Listen here cholesterol commercial, foodfolk are DYING, Do you have any actual plans to keep the city safe?
