Good evening, everyone and welcome to Coleman Tonight. We begin our show with our continued coverage with the trial of the century. Decorated general Mason Ulrich, who was arrested last year, was sentenced today at the end of a long and very shameful trial.

The people deserve to be kept informed about the travesties being done to him. Well, speak of the devil. Madam President! And you brought your wife. How are you two?

And he had every right to do so as far as I’m concerned. I have done my research and I know what those idiots have done. In my opinion, they should have died on that Outpost. But I’ll paint them as ‘brave’ and ‘dedicated’ just to make sure you don’t win a second term. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some work to finish up.