Let me tell you about my worst date. It was with this guy named Aidan. We met online and that was probably my first mistake. We had a few skype convo's just so I could verify he wasn't an axe murderer. He seemed normal enough, even charming! He lived approximately an hour and a half away from me so we decided to meet at a mall halfway between both of us. When I got to the mall he IMMEDIATELY started eye humping me! He wasn't even subtle about it! I sat down across from him at a table and he immediately started badgering me about why I chose to sit "so far away from him" It was insane! I didn't even know him yet and he was being so pushy! The date got worse and worse and we ended up having a blow out fight in the middle of the food court because he wouldn't give me my space. Lesson learned- never date online. 

I'm more than just a pretty face. Guys see me and think that I'm the "hott blonde" they've been dreaming about, but I want to be more than that! I want a guy who can see me for the goofy, dog loving, dork that I am! 

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