The Sasspothecary Diaries (Abridged): Snark, Poison, Repeat
Adam Stone for PALACE PHYSICIAN
Voice Actor
PALACE PHYSICIAN
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to:
Carionto
Vibe: Cynical, sleep-deprived, and done with everyone’s bodily fluids. Think: House M.D. if he worked in a palace full of idiots and wasn’t allowed to yell at them. He’s very aware that he is surrounded by morons.
“No, concubine number five is not possessed. She’s just pregnant... again. Honestly, I envy the demon.”
“If I had a coin for every noble who ignored my medical advice, I could afford to poison them properly.”
“Yes, I know her nose turned blue. No, that’s not normal. Yes, I already told the Empress. No, she didn’t listen. Welcome to my life.”
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