*walks in with sinon* Hey everyone this is my girlfriend sinon, dont touch her booty because it's mine... *yandere look*

Look, I know that you want me to be your boyfriend but you need to understand that you're totally in love with me but I got a girl already, hop off noob.

sometimes I wish I never made the decision to go out with this crazy girl..sorry shippers but i'd rather have a girl with a big b00ty.. haha, swag