Are You The One Barbie Edition Male Roles
jeffwerden for Brent Contestant #8
On the outside, Brent is a tool ass bitch whiteboy. He has major commitment issues and treats women poorly because of it. He likes to make perverted jokes towards women and he needs a good slap in the face. He doesn't call women by their names. Instead he likes to call them "Babe" or some creative version of "Babe" (Babery-boo, Babe-aroni, The Babe-a-dook) His goal in the house is to hit and quit all of the girl contestants. Although his jokes are inappropriate and borderline sexual harassment, they are at a middle school level. For example "Your mom goes to college" is one of his favorite insults. Even though he is a huge jerk, he has a softer side. For example he is a Vegan because he loves all animals. He likes to pretend he doesn't care but deep down he is VERY sensitive and his fear of love is why acts the way he does. He is HIGHLY unliked in the beginning of the series, he has a major turn around by Episode 10. Be prepared to have three voices for him. "Tool Brent" , "Faking sincerity Brent" and "Genuine Brent"
Talking to Sam, Adrian, and Noah) Alright alright alright. Listen here. I'm gonna do her (points to marina.) I'm gonna do her ( points to Candy) I'm gonna do her ( points to Jennifer) I am going get willllddd with her (points to Jaz) Just you watch brothas. Ya jealous of ma mad skills? It is what it is, not like I ever had a fuq to give. Oh man. Put me in a room alone with her (points to Rain) and just see what happens. Sexy red head over here, I can get into that (Anneliese) [Looks at priscilla who is already staring him down] Look at her checking me out, she wants me already. HEY SWEETHEART DON'T FALL IN LOVE ON THE FIRST NIGHT. RESIST ME IF YOU CAN! BRAP!
Priscilla is a little scary. She's still a babe though... but a scary babe.... She's the Babe-a-dook. [ Giggles to self ] Babe a dook….Heha! I crack myself up.
That's right. Keep yo biatch on a liash next time my man…. BRAP!
