3rd Strike! (20+ only! Read 'Must Read' for more details in order to audition!) Original Multi-Media Project
Amai for DA BOSS (Major Character)
Requirements: (Anyone who is Bisexual + Latinix can audition!)
-Accent: Midwestern accent or any Latin accent (Preferred but not mandatory. :3 )
-Language/s: English/Spanish (You will need to be fluent!)
-If you use a fake accent, please be respectful and make it sound real, do not force it!
-If you naturally have the accent/s listed, you do not have to hide it :3
-NO AI ALLOWED
About:
Dede Anne Vernados is DA BOSS (megaphone effect) and Agent #001 (Double-oh-one) of the DCBA. She’s a Diva and a Boss as Bitch, who takes her job extremely seriously while simultaneously not having any fucks to give. She’s silly in a way that she’s extremely good at her job, but not in any way that is conventional. Honestly, she’s just as capable of causing chaos as any of the villains so… it’s best to not be on her bad side. She’s extremely loving to those she cares about though, and will fight tooth and nail for them any day of the week.
Age: Early Fourties
Pronouns: She/Her (Cis-gender)
Sexuality: Bisexual/Polyamorous
Latin/American
Fluent in: English and Spanish, but she can also speak slight French and German (So you’ll need to be flexible with speaking them here and there, but not often.)
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Voice Ref:
No specific voice ref. She’s just very extra and knows how to be intimidatingly serious. Goes from 0 to 100 REAL quick.
Please audition in ABCABC or AABBCC format!
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Additional/Optional lines to add to the other three below:
(Improvise something to show me what you've got! :] You may also use this as an opportunity to speak the alternate language/es listed above if you know how to speak them. Please keep it clean and translate what you say in the description of your audition!)
- english
- spanish
- female adult
- latin
- midwest american
(Interrogating someone) "Darling... if you EVER do that again, I am going to rip out all of your teeth, sell them on BeeBay, buy them all back at half price, and FORCE THEM BACK INTO YOUR SKULL!” (short pause) “You'll have discount teeth darling~"
(To the Agents) "Alll-RIGHT team! Today's roster shows a major lack of giving-a-fuck, with a hefty side of woopty-fuckin-doo! Take that as you will! #057 (oh-fifty-seven), meet me at the new bunker to go over the details of our new recruit. #002 (double-oh-two) will bring her to the rendezvous after their mission and we'll get her set up with a badge and taser. Everyone else? FUCK OFF! Meeting adjourned!" (She tosses her papers in the air and speeds away in her car. The agents, being used to this behavior, immediately scatter.)
(To Viv) “Honey, I don’t care if you want to ‘remain professional’. If I see one more asshole complain about your rank, I’ll become the sole cause of Armageddon!" “....” “I know, I know, you don’t let them get to you. It’s admirable, but darling, they shouldn’t get away with continuing to speak about their higher ups like that, let alone you! I mean, look at me! The last time someone spoke ill on my behalf, I snuck into his home and planted glitter bombs in every single one of his toilets! I still do it! I even have #057 plant them in the bathrooms here at work! That man hasn’t had a proper shit in months and I know this because of how shifty his posture is!” (sigh) “Look, the point is, if you aren’t going to say or do anything about them, I will. And trust me Honey, if its professionalism you want, I am not going to be the best option."
