A 32-year-old humanoid with a word for a head who is the show's fictional producer. Every time he speaks a new word, the letters where his head should be are instantly changed to accommodate it. He is eccentric, enigmatic, unhinged, and has a penchant for making deals. Mr. Words met Usagi once and thought he had potential for a “hit TV show.” Now, he pops in occasionally on the show and comes up with the most insane ideas for the show, much to the rabbit’s chagrin.